I just did an episode of Hannah Montana and she said, ‘I want you todress up like you’re on Hannah Montana.’ And I said, ‘Well, there’s aproblem — daddy is in what we call drag. Daddy can’t do that.’

Teased by Jay that he would be disappointing his daughter if he didn’t, the Game Plan star agrees.

I know. I have to go. I have to go in drag.

Miller Duchovny

My son saw the picture of the woman and he said, ‘She’s coming here todinner?’ And Téa [Leoni] said ‘Yeah.’ And Miller said, ‘Are my big boy pantsclean?’ His big boy pants are his jeans.

David, 47, also told another Miller tale reminiscent of Téa’s accounton Late Night with Conan O’Brien in June, in which Miller reveals hisdefinition of "hot" — "you’re sexy and that your vagina looks good / you have a pretty vagina."This time, he said the same thing to his nanny.

I came down for breakfast and it was perfect timing as if it wasscripted. I just hear Téa say to him, ‘You better ask your fatherthat.’ And he said,’When I think about girls, I get a funny feeling in my peeny.’ And Isaid,’That sounds about right, man.’

David and Téa, 41, also have a daughter, Madeleine West, 8.

Heidi Klum

Leni did four swimming lessonsalready. She can’t make it all the way across – I have to help her inbetween to come up (inhales) and then she goes under again. But forfour times and she’s just turned 3. Henry sort of [swims]. He goesunder and he has super curly hair, and when he goes under and it’s wet,it’s all, like, long. So he comes up with the curly hair.

Neither Leni or Henry are scared of swimming as Heidi hasalways put them in the water. But it’s not time for Johan, 8 months, to get wet yet.

I wouldn’t throw Johan in. You know how some people sayyou put your infant in and then they will just swim? I dunno about that- like here, swim, you’ll be fine!

We’ve got so many children now, I think it’s not about parentinganymore. It’s about crowd control. I feel that with so many, I’mconstantly, ‘Don’t do this. Don’t do that. Don’t touch this. Don’ttouch that.’

As for expanding the crowd, Victoria, 33, says she would love to have a daughter, hopefully in a few years’ time.

If I’m blessed enough to have another baby at some point, that would begreat. I’m really girly and I would love to dress a little girl up, butwe’ll see what happens. Maybe in a few years.

Meanwhile, she and David are busy settling into their new L.A. home right down thestreet from Jay, who extended an invite to the family to go for a spinin some of his collector’s vehicles, including a fire engine.

My kids would think it’s so cool to go for a ride around in a fire engine.

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Sadie Madison Sandler

She’s so sweet and cute and I loveher. She’s cool. We’re very tight with this child – everything is we dois about the kid and the kid now all of the sudden worships me. It wasmy wife the whole time and then the last month or two, it’s allSandler. It’s like anything I do, the kid wants to do.

The kid used tohate broccoli, so I would eat broccoli in front of the kid and now thekid eats broccoli. And we were going on a little bike thing and we puther on the back of the bike and she didn’t want to wear a helmet, and Iput a helmet on and now the kid’s like, ‘I want a helmet,’ and puts it on. I’m justhoping when she’s 13, she’s okay with using a tampon. I’ll do what Ihave to do for her.

Adam and Jackie both sing to Sadie, but their song choices often vary.

Me and my wife are from two different families, so we grew updifferently, so there are certain songs she grew up with that she’spassing on to our child and I have different ones. My wife is alwayssinging, ‘Itsy Bitsy Spider." And I’m always singing to my kid, "Iwanna kiss you all over…" My grandfather sang it to my dad, my dadsang it to me. You gotta keep tradition alive.

The I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry star is also morecautious of his lifestyle now that he’s a father, saying he doesn’ttake as many risks anymore.

I always wanted to live, now I wantto live a lot more. My striving for life is, like, I just behavedifferently now. I wanna be there for my kid when my kid is older. WhenI have shots of Southern Comfort and stuff, I always take amulti-vitamin right after. I had, like, 15 multi-vitamins the othernight and the next morning it was the healthiest crap I ever took in mylife.

The Office

He’s in what I would call ‘poop denial.’ Well like you will see him in what is obviously some kind of pooping activity. Like he’ll be hiding in the corner, propping himself and he’ll have, like, a ‘poop face’ on. And you’ll go, ‘Walter, are you pooping?’ And he’ll be like, "No, no, not pooping!’ And it’s obvious that he is.

Walter does have a code word to alert not only his parents, but himself as well, of when he is pooping.

He always says ‘hi’ when he’s pooping, so he knows. So he’ll be here and he’ll have the face and he’ll go, ‘Hi, hi, hi!’ But he’ll deny it. It’s the weirdest thing. And he’ll want you to stay away. He’ll go, ‘No, stay!’ So I dunno how we’re gonna train him because [he's] like, ‘Leave me alone, leave me alone!’

Rainn says he realizes no progress can be made until Walter can accept when he’s defecating.

It’s like someone with a drug problem – you have to acknowledge there’s a problem before you can move forward. He’s gotta acknowledge he’s pooping before we can…so I dunno how that’s gonna go.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus

There are many, sort of, different levels for me to explain.First of all, what was I thinking? But anyway, you know, it was justall bad. I had to explain that, of course, that I really had underwearon. Mommy was really wearing underwear. You know, I mean it was justvery upsetting, the whole thing.

As for what she thinks of Britney and Paris’ antics from a parental perspective, the actress says,

Asa parent, where are those girls’ mothers? That’s what I want to know.Where are their mothers? Put on your panties! Right? Aren’t we supposedto be wearing underwear? Isn’t that sort of basic? Isn’t that whatNancy Pelosi [who was the next guest] will say to us? Wear yourunderwear!

Carlos Mencia

Well it is cause my entire family is like Alberto, Joaquin, Roberto and you’re gonna be the only to give them -

"Ashley," Jay interjects.

Carlos says,

Exactly! Like I just wanted to name my son Cody just hear my dad go, ‘Cody?’ (in a thick Spanish accent)

He says they finally settled on Luke because it’s a "good biblical name." However, his father was slightly confused when he was told what his grandson’s name will be.

He goes (again in a thick Spanish accent), ‘Luke? Like you’re looking for something?’ And I’m like, ‘No, dude, LUKE, not LOOK.’ And he’s like, ‘Well, Luke is look. And I’m looking and then there is your son Luke.’ So we had to go with Lucas, but I call him Luke. But my dad still calls him Lucas cause I don’t let my dad call my son Luke cause then he goes, ‘Look at your son! Look at Luke!’

If your family is multiracial/cultural, did you have name issues as well?