By Amy of MamaPop
Okay, popculture fans: we gotta talk for a sec.
The constant TEAM SOMETHING and TEAM OTHERTHING? Done. Stop it.
Okay, so maybe a couple weeks ago I was very seriously wishing Iowned a TEAM FEDERLINE t-shirt, but then…you know, that whole hotmess stopped being funny and now I’m just solidly on TEAM WON’TSOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN.
Anyway. So the celebrity-break-ups-as-a-spectator-sport gag is oldand played, but what’s worse, it’s spilled over intothings…that…just don’t need teams. That aren’t actually incompetition with each other.
BASICALLY, I am talking about the bizarre Suri vs. Shiloh thing.
No, really. People are picking sides. About BABIES. Have you noticedthis? Is it the S names? A Tom vs. Brad thing? The lack of aprofessional U.S. women’s soccer league?
Any blog post about either of the (cute! they are both cute! andit’s okay!) girls will inevitably be followed with comments like "Ilike Suri better!" and "Team Shiloh!" and "NO YOU ARE WRONG SURI IS THEBEST AND I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE FOR SAYING OTHERWISE LOL."
Because didn’t you get the memo? You can only like one, and the one with the most people who like her wins a full college scholarship! And this lovely dinette set! So make your vote known!
It’s driving me crazy, people, and I’m willing to give up my dreamsof owning a TEAM PAM t-shirt if that will help kill this nonsense rightnow.