Wanna have a director's child, now you can!

11/04/2005 at 03:31 PM ET

A site claiming to be "the official website for Vincent Gallo," the controversial filmmaker, is offering Vincent’s sperm for sale.

The Internet site, VGMerchandise, has listed the sperm for a whopping $1 . The website has listed a detailed agreement informing mothers of their options at Vincent’s sperm.  Gallo  will reportedly inseminate them through in vitro fertilization or naturally.  The natural route will cost and extra $500 thousand, which  he offers to waive  if he finds the woman attractive enough.

VGMerchandise also offers a detailed description of the director, saying "Mr. Gallo is 5
feet 11 inches and has blue eyes. There are no known genetic deformities in his ancestry and no history of congenital diseases. If you have seen The Brown Bunny,you know the potential size of the genitals if it’s a boy (eight inches if he’s like his father)."  His "essence" is said to "blend well with a softer, more subtly featured female."

Source: Imdb.com

Thanks to CBB Reader Amelie.

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mom4bob on

Oh, you have GOT to be kidding! LOL

Some guys will do anything to get laid, apparently – I’ve seen Mr. Gallo’s idea of “attractive”, and it ain’t.

mommy 2 karis on

I went to the actual site just to read some more. His stipulations are interesting, to say the least. The child cannot bear the last name Gallo, the mother has to choose another surname. He also has the right to deny sperm sale to anyone of an extremely dark complexion.

Then the article goes on to say more about proof of a direct family link to German soldiers of the mid-century….


eurochild on

Vincent Gallo … the unknown artist who had to make his own website himself because nobody else ever bothered.

meghan on

i sat at the table next to him once while he was eating with lucas haas. he would have to pay me to have his children…

meghan on

oh – and it says $1 million not $1.

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