Golden Globe Dishing

So I’m doing some live blogging here, just like I did a year ago when I started the Celebrity Baby Blog.  Comment along!

Star Jones looks good but damn, she’s SO self-centered.

Comments

Hey Danielle, what pre-show are you watching?

- Katie on January 16th, 2005

Love Star Jones Reynolds’ dress, although it makes her boobs gigantic.

Kathy Griffin-Ugly dress.

I like Melissa Rivers’ dress, but I don’t like her!

- Sarah, CBB Editor on January 16th, 2005

I was going back and forth between the Star and the Rivers hags. But guys, I can’t take either of them! I need to turn the television off and will tune back in at 8 for the start of the show. Please be my eyes, ears and pens and post your comments.

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 16th, 2005

Star jones is self-centered for sure, way too full of herself!

- cami on January 16th, 2005

from what I saw no one looked absolutely stunning tonight, I was kinda disappointed. If I had to choose a best dressed person I’d go with Debra Messing.

- Alex on January 16th, 2005

Is Jen Garner pregnant? I thought her dress was all right.

- E on January 16th, 2005

Amazingly enough I cannot stand Star Jones,Melissa Rivers or Joan Rivers. I think they are all too self-centered and a bunch of fashion snobs. Considering the ammount of plastic surgery Joan Rivers has had she should be careful who she critisizes and she should also consider laying off the face lifts. Just one more and I think her ears will meet at the top of her head.

- Dawn on January 16th, 2005

I can’t stand Star, Joan, and Melissa. And one of the reasons the E! channel got rid of Joan was because she was too into herself. What a joke, they get Star?? I think they needed color.

- Jodi on January 16th, 2005

They are all FREAKS. I don’t think any one of the three could be judged human, or even of this earth. They are weird alien life forms sent to punish the masses with their irritating “personalities” and worthless commentary. Joan is the female version of Michael Jackson–minus, of course, the little boy molesting business.
Star is like the tabloid with the same name–outlandinsh, tasteless, and an idiot. It just goes to show you that anyone can become a lawyer.
Melissa, well, I have sympathy for her–She had no chance to be normal being raised by the wack job that is her mother. That being said, there is such a thing as personal choice, and she chose WRONG.
I can’t even look at any of them. I have a fear of going blind, or turning to stone.

- Aaron on January 16th, 2005

Between the commercials and their annoying banter, I just couldn’t stand it anymore and literally had to turn the television off.

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 16th, 2005

I’ll avoid the lawyer comment because I want to be a laywer but I think that I feel bad for Melissa to a certain extent. It’s hard to feel bad for someone whose piggybacking someone elses fame. I mean let’s be honest these women have no fashion knowledge themselves. They just get on tv because they aren’t afraid to make nasty and totally tasteless comments about someone behind their back!

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

Hi
I have been searching on the net, trying to find out what the model Tatjana Patitz called her child.
Does anyone know?

- Rachel on January 17th, 2005

no name for Tatjana Patitz’s child.. it private.

- chris on January 17th, 2005

I’m sorry but I thought Star Jones looked like a fish. Everyone I was watching it with was commenting on how ugly she was. Joan Rivers.. Ew gosh!!! Melissa is going to look just like her. She’s on the way to the Michael Jackson look.

- Scarlett on January 17th, 2005

Kathy Lee’s jokes about Dakota Fanning were really inappropriate. It’s never okay to make fun of a 10 year old that way.

- Jennifer on January 17th, 2005

What did she say about Dakota? Are you talking about Kathy Lee (Gifford) or Kathy Griffin? Dakota’s such a little cutey.

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

Okay. I would suspect Kathy Griffen because she’s on mean chick. How on Earth can you insult a 10 year old chil? Considering that Griffen has the mentality of a 10 year old looking for attention it’s pretty pathetic if it was and if it was Kathie Lee well she should know better. After all wasn’t she on tv whinning about people making fun of Cody and Cassiday?

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

Griffin, sorry about the typo!

- Jennifer on January 17th, 2005

I seen the part where Kathy was making a joke about Dakota Fanning. It was Kathy GRIFFEN. She was making mean jokes like that about everyone (which doesnt make it right), but what can ya do…..

- JJ on January 17th, 2005

It takes a real big woman to insult a 10 year old child. She was probley jealous cause Dakota’s going to make the best dressed list and she won’t. I swear Griffen has some type of mental problem because one minute she’s totally nice,seemingly,and the next she’s being a well…a total witch. Someone needs to pummel. Heck if I were Dakota’s mom I’d be hopping into the SUV today and beating Kathy Griffen’s face in.

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

awww, did you see denise richards? I thought she looked cute with her dress and her little bump

- Alex on January 17th, 2005

denise richards looks pretty big for only being 4 mos.

- Zoe B. on January 17th, 2005

denise richards looked pretty big for only 4 mos.

- Zoe B. on January 17th, 2005

Never mind her, did you guys see Hilary Swank’s new set of boobs?! Holy Mackerel!! I mean, they did a good job on them, at least they’re not Pam Anderson boobs, but she looks weird with big boobs, all of a sudden!

- Aaron on January 17th, 2005

i didn’t know that hilary swank had breast implants.

- Zoe B. on January 17th, 2005

Wait!! I forgot to mention how totally weird Charlize Theron looks with black hair!!
Kate Hudson–It’s hard to believe she gained so much weigh while pregnant…She’s as skinny as she ever was!
Is Mariska Hargitay pregnant? She looks glowing, and her boobs are looking bigger than I remember…She cried a lot, too…

- Aaron on January 17th, 2005

Mariska Hargitay didn’t LOOK pregnant to me, although she’s rumored to be. She might have been crying a lot because she was so happy. She’s done an awesome job playing tough girl Olivia Benson on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit. She was probably so emotional because she probably never thought she’d be nominated, let alone win! Her mom was Jayne Mansfield, a blonde bombshell Marilyn Monroe type, who was beheaded in a terrible car accident when Mariska and her little brother were very little. In fact, I think they were in the car with her! Anyway, her dad former Mr. Universe Mickey Hargitay and stepmom were there and pretty emotional too. If you haven’t guessed, I like her a lot!

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

All the so called fashion experts said Mariska looked bad but I think she looked pretty. I just saw what Star Jones had on and all I can say is,”Ick!” What’s up with grown women and bows and flowers? She didn’t look right for the red carpet. Better as a chaperone for a prom.

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

Charlize did look strange with black hair (it’s for Aeon Flux, the MTV Liquid Television spinoff, circa early 1990s).

Didn’t notice Hilary Swank’s tatas but she looked very pretty and I dug her pony tail. I guess I gotta see her movie now even though I really don’t like movies about athletes, even girl ones. She’ll probably win the Oscar too. If she doesn’t win, she could use some of her new boxing skills to beat down the competition.

Speaking of tatas, what was up with Scarlet Johansson’s monochromatic look? Her hair was so white blonde and that dress was too pale.

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

Mariska looked gorgeous and her genuine emotional reaction made her look even more beautiful.

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

Jennifer Garner is MOST DEFINITELY pregnant, in my opinion. Can we get a Golden Globes pic posted and have people analyze? She definitely looked more curvaceous and less fit and flat than usual,and that funky ribbon thing hanging over her stomach was obviously trying to obscure things.

- Kay on January 17th, 2005

LOVED Felicity Huffman. She’s my favorite Desperate Housewife but I would be SOOOO happy never to see another EXTRA! or Star spread dedicated to them. Felicity is the only “real” actress among them and she is frequently left out of stories about the “sexy stars of Desperate Housewives.” By real I mean, she doesn’t need her looks to get by. She is also top on my list because she is married to the awesome William H. Macy.

Me Also Likey…

Scarlett Johansson would have made my thumbs up list if her dress was in a different color.

Portia de Rossi, my favorite celebrity lesbian, looked gorgeous in her Guineverian gown. (http://cache.eonline.com/Features/Awards/Golden2005/RedCarpetPics/Images/pic_portia.jpg)

Mischa Barton, please eat a cheeseburger.

Renée Zellweger, black is too harsh for your pasty skintone. Also, why do you think that fish face you make is attractive?

Johnny Depp looked like he just stopped by after a business meeting with that suit color. Then again, he always looks a little off. Always incredibly hot, but off.

Meanwhile, Leo D. and Orlando Bloom looked like fine respectable young men who know how to put on a tux.

Nicole Kidman needed to brush her hair.

The top of Halle Berry’s dress didn’t know if it wanted to be strapless or what. Pick one and stick with it. Tres reminiscent of the Janet Jackson boob incident.

On second glance, Star Jones looked like someone just draped her in a curtain and pinned it together with that enormous rock that was so huge it was tacky.

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

Kay,maybe she was just a little bloated? It doesn’t mean she’s pregnant. Maybe she’s putting on weight for a movie role. It’s not a forgien concept. Lots of the actresses do that.

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

IU thought Halle Berry looked fantastic, loved her dress,Claire Danes looked good but kinda strange, like an elf.Diane lane seemed nervous, maybe because of that 911 deal with her hubby josh Brolin. Uma looked great as ever too!!!!

- cami on January 17th, 2005

i dont know about jennifer garner being pregnant, I highly doubt it, she has a very small chest in that dress she wore last night, Kate Hudson looked great, an I agree about Renee, get over the pasty look, its boring, seems like she tries to emulate nicole, I love Renee as an actress but its too funny whats she does to look like a fish ;0)

- cami on January 17th, 2005

Oh,and did anyone check out E’s website? They actully have the “class”,note my sarcasm,to mention that Mariska wasn’t wearing underwear but Star Jones was wearing a dress with her boobs nearly popping out and I can only imagine what Melissa Rivers had on. That’s classy of them. How about the fashion snobs and the E network learning to show some dignity before commenting on someone else not wearing underwear. Oh,and maybe I’m wrong but am I the only one thinking it would take a man,and that’s who wrote about Mariska,to notice something like that?

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

Yeah- that errant nipple on Mariska. You don’t wear a bra with that sort of gown, but I guess she could have worn bandaids or those special nipple guards. Maybe it was just a lot colder in there than she expected. It’s happened to me in my office wearing a fairly thick (not padded!) bra and a sweater.

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

Isn’t that harsh. Are you telling me Star Jones was able to wear a bra with the dress she had on?! Give me a break. That dress Mariska had on would have shown a bra and then she’d be on the fashion don’t list for not being daring. Heaven forbid. It’s so funny I was on the E site looking at the best/worst dressed lst and almost everyone they put on the best dressed list I thought looked terrible and everyone they put on the worst list I thought looked wonderful.

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

Other things I liked on the show…

Robin Williams normally annoys the crap out of me but he said a few funny things and also mentioned that his daughter loved Hello Kitty, which I thought was pretty cute.

Teri Hatcher referring to herself as a former has-been or something.

Jamie Foxx’s acceptance speech was really cool, esp. when he almost broke down at the end. He is so awesome and so adorable. Was that a tattoo on the back of his head?

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

I so loved Terri’s dress. I thought she looked beautiful and I loved Felicity Huffman’s dress too. (I thought Jennifer Garner looked pretty too.) Anyway,I thought Jamie Foxx’s speach was one of the best one’s. He earned that award. (Oh,and does anyone think Diane Keaton should fire whoever picks out her clothes?)

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

If she were to fire whoever picks out her clothes, Diane would have to fire Diane! OK, we get it- you were Annie Hall!

- Danielle, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

also, u know that the people at e! are even more self-centered when they include their reporters in their fashion poll.

- Zoe B. on January 17th, 2005

I felt so bad for Jamie Foxx. He had to accept an award from her and she looked like that. It’s like she just closes her eyes and reaches into her closet. What does she do just say,”Well,this is predictable and totally ugly. I’ll look fabulous.” It’s old. She needs to move beyond Annie Hall.

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

I don’t understand why Jennifer Garner would make so many pubic appearances if she was pregnant

Did you notice that Teri Hatcher mentioned her daughters name in her speeche. She said something about Emerson Rose and how she was a better person because of her

- ALex on January 17th, 2005

Yeah,and Star Jones didn’t even look that good. I thought the dress was to over the top. The jewerly was just too much. It made her look so stupid.

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

by the way, did anyone see sarah ferguson? i know she’s like 45, but she looks pregnant. either that or she gained back weight she lost from weight watchers.

- Zoe B. on January 17th, 2005

I just wanted to mention that the E! network apologized to Dakota Fanning and her family and donated money to Unichef. You know it’s a shame that the comment was made in the first place and it goes to show that Kathy Griffin has no class whatsoever at all. The E! network was right to apologize but Kathy Griffin should be ashamed that she had to stoop so low as to pick on a small child and the E! network should ban her from being involved with ANY or all of their programing and insist that she donate money to the Tsunami victims,a charity Dakota has been heavily involved with,because it was her insensative comments that made it so that made them have to issue the apology in the first place!!

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

What Did she say, anyway??

- aaron on January 17th, 2005

Thanks to Dawn:

Basically Kathy Griffin said more then once or twice that Dakota Fanning had just completed rehab,like drug rehab,at least twice. It’s totally tasteless. The kid is only 10 for crying out loud.

- Sarah, CBB Editor on January 17th, 2005

Welcome,Sarah.

- Dawn on January 17th, 2005

She’s such a weirdo. (KG) She really thought that was funny?! Wow. She’s always been a bit on the wonky side.
I forgot to say earlier that I thought Star looked like that mermaid Ursula the sea witch makes thin in her “Poor Unfortunate Souls” song in the Little Mermaid. Before the transformation, of course, and a black version. Her dress was very seafoam. She wears a LOT of makeup.

- aaron on January 18th, 2005

Star Jones is trying too hard to show off her weight loss. Her dress was ill fitting and not flattering at all! She needs to stick to black gowns for now and has to stop the strapless look. It draws too much attention to her torso. She looked like she was rolled and wrapped in that green fabric!!!!!!!!!UGH! I think she has gained some weight back since her Broadway production, oh , uh, I mean her wedding.

- lulu on January 18th, 2005