The Oscar Report

Poor Marcia Gay Harden.  Carrying twins.  Not only has she gained a lot of weight, she’s got herself some weird 1960′s Romeo & Juliet hairdo (my husband says "out of Star Trek").

Marcia told USAToday, "Every time the fans start screaming ‘Marcia,’ the babies start kicking," she said.   Asked whether she brought any lucky charms, she patted her belly and said, "Just these two."

"Isn’t that the best looking, like, pregnant dress you’ve ever seen?"  -Jack Black on Will Ferrell’s very pregnant wife Viveca Paulin’s dress.  She’s due in March.

Peter Jackson’s got a bump…  How far along is he?  Just kidding.

He’s not pregnant but man, is he hot!!!  I could stare at Jude Law’s receeding hairline and mole all day long.  Yum.